I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
My dick has a subreddit
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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