Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
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I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
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He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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