Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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