So drunk its hurt
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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