but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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