What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
i believe in u and ur pee
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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