Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
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I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
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I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
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