I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
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OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
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I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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