I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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