people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
We left the knife in your bed.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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