fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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