You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
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Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
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he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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