i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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