We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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