I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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