i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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