You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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