There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
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I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
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I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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