I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Randomize
