We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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