I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
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I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
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I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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