i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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