I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
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Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
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Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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