Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
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Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
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Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
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