Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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