Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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