is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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