i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
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