His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
high people should be assigned attendants
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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