It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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