Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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