Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
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"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
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In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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