And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
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