Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
