I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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