dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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