Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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