haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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