i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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