No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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