that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
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her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
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Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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