i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
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Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
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Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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