Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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