Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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