i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
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