Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
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