there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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