He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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