friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
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i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
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The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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