i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I use my feet as sexual weapons
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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