that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I think my moral compass just broke
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Randomize
