D3 body, D1 cock
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
God gave him joint rollers for hands
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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