There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
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That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
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If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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