I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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