I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
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Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
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Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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