Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
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after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
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Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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