butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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